KOSKO BAU LAY KE NAPCHA.

TRANSLATION

WHOSE FATHER WHAT MEASUREMENT?

PROVERB:

KOSKO BAU KO KE SHAKTI.

TRANSLATION

WHOSE FATHER WHAT VITAMIN?

PROVERB:

NACHNU JANDAI NA AGANA TERO.

TRANSLATION

CAN'T DANCE VERANDAH DISBALANCE.

PROVERB:

JOON GORU KO SINGH CHAINA, TESKO NAAM TIKHE.

TRANSLATION

WHICH BULL NO HORN THAT BULL HORNY.

When Hum Bara met a Christian guy

Hum Jayega:

Bro, what iz your name?

Stranger:

John!

Hum Jayega:

Oh! So you are a Christmas?

His Friend:

So how was your trip, Bro?

Hum Jayega:

It was great. But one thing really amazed me.

His Friend:

What is it?

Hum Jayega:

Aaa, bro, there even the small kids speak English.

Hum Jayega and his wife had a great desire to learn and speak English. Their typical conversation!

Hum Jayega:

Who built this Aloo Dam?

His Wife :

Oh! This is my own composition!

When Hum Jayega went to Greece looking for a job, he got one as a tourist guide. On his first assignment.

Tourist:

This skull must be the Great Alexander's?

Hum Jayega:

Yes madam, it is!
What about this small one?

Tourist:

Hum Jayega:

Oh! That was when he was only a kid.

When Hum Jayega met a child more innocent than him.

Hum Jayega:

Nani timi kahile janme ko thi you?

Nani:

Budha bar ! Tapai ni?

Hum Jayega:

Ma chai Aitabar!

Nani:

Na dhatnu hosh na! Aitabar ta chutti ho!

When Hum Bara's son could not memorise his lesson

Hum Jayega:    Have you seen an ass (Gadha)?

Son:                Yes dad!

Hum Jayega:    What about an owl ( Ullu )?

Son:                 That too, Dad!

Hum Jayega:    Yes, you look just like them.

Son:                 But dad, mum says I look exactly like you.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Friend:          I just wonder how a chick hatches out of an egg!

Hum Jayega: I too, but i am more surprised as to how the chick entered the egg in the first place!

An opinion about marriage

Friend:          I guess marriage is like a dice game!

Hum Jayega: I don't think so; coz there is at least a chance to win in the dice game.

When Hum Jayega went to apply for a job in a government organisation.

Interviewer:   Ok, Hum, name three famous personalities of India.

Hum Jayega:  Mahatma Gandhi, Jawaharlal Nehru, and your good name, Sir.

Over a pair of shoes.

Shopkeeper:    These shoes are bit small for you. But there is one benefit in wearing them.

Hum Jayega:    Ok, tell me, what is it?

Shopkeeper:    Wear them, start walking and you will forget all the other pains in the world.

Source: Rupak Rai, Lisa Hill Tea Estate.

H a m r o  A f n a i   U k h a n  H a r u

* Bandar ko puchar, tie na inzaar.
* Taruni huda shai wata poi, marne bela koi na koi.
* Ek palta pakra pareko chor, postman lai dekdha pani bhagcha.
* Din bhari bahun, raat bhari dawun (down).
* Raat bhari sarepyo, mahajan ta juendai.
* Ghati herera, high neck kinnu.
* Aru ko gau ma chituah, afno gau ma bhatuah.
* Desh guna ko bhesh, darjeeling ra america ko autai dress.
* Buri le chode rhara , premika le chode gati chada.
* Afu cha kangal dinchu bhancha Bangal.
* Love letter na thape ek pir, thapi diye hajar pir.