Hum Jayega's Jokes

PROVERB:	KOSKO BAU LAY KE NAPCHA.
TRANSLATION:	WHOSE FATHER WHAT MEASUREMENT.
PROVERB:	KOSKO BAU KO KE SHAKTI.
TRANSLATION:	WHOSE FATHER WHAT VITAMIN.
PROVERB:	NACHNU JANDAI NA AGANA TERO.
TRANSLATION:	CAN'T DANCE VERANDAH DISBALANCE.
PROVERB:	JOON GORU KO SINGH CHAINA, TESKO NAAM TIKHE.
TRANSLATION:	WHICH BULL NO HORN, THAT BULL HORNY.

When Hum Bara met a Christian guy
Hum Jayega:	Bro,what iz your name?
Stranger:	John!
Hum Jayega:	Oh! So you are a Christmas?

After his visit to the U.S.A
His Friend:	So how was your trip ,Bro?
Hum Jayega:	It was great.But one thing really amazed me.
His Friend:	What is it?
Hum Jayega:	Aaa, bro, there even the small kids speak English.

Hum Jayega and his wife had a great desire to learn and speak English. Their typical conversation!
Hum Jayega:	Who built this Aloo Dam?
His Wife :	Oh! this is my own composition!

When Hum Jayega went to Greece looking for a job,he got one as a tourist guide.On his first assignment.
Tourist:	This skull must be the Great Alexander's?
Hum Jayega:	Yes madam,it is! What about this small one?
Tourist:
Hum Jayega:	Oh! that was when he was only a kid.

When Hum Jayega met a child more innocent than him.
Hum Jayega:	Nani timi kahile janme ko thi you?
Nani:	Budha bar ! Tapai ni?
Hum Jayega:	Ma chai Aitabar!
Nani:	Na dhatnu hosh na! Aitabar ta chutti ho!

	When Hum Bara's son could not memorise his lesson
	Hum Jayega: Have you seen an ass ( Gadha )?
	Son: Yes dad!
	Hum Jayega: What about an owl ( Ullu )?
	Son: That too, Dad!
	Hum Jayega: Yes, you look just like them.
	Son: But dad, mum says I look exactly like you.

	Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
	Friend: I just wonder how a chick hatches out of an egg!
	Hum Jayega: I too, but i am more surprised as to how the chick entered the egg in the first place!

	An opinion about marriage
	Friend: I guess marriage is like a dice game!
	Hum Jayega: I don't think so, coz there is atleast a chance to win in the dice game.

	When Hum Jayega went to apply for a job in a government organisation.
	Interviewer: Ok, Hum, name three famous personalities of India.
	Hum Jayega: Mahatma Gandhi, Jawaharlal Nehru, and your good name, Sir.

	Over a pair of shoes.
	Shopkeeper: These shoes are bit small for you. But there is one benefit in wearing them.
	Hum Jayega: Ok, tell me, what is it?
	Shopkeeper: Wear them, start walking and you will forget all the other pains in the world.


Source : Rupak Rai, Lisa Hill Tea Estate.

H a m r o A f n a i U k h a n H a r u :

* Bandar ko puchar, tie na inzaar.
* Taruni huda shai wata poi, marne bela koi na koi.
* Ek palta pakra pareko chor, postman lai dekdha pani bhagcha.
* Din bhari bahun, raat bhari dawun (down).
* Raat bhari sarepyo, mahajan ta juendai.
* Ghati herera, high neck kinnu.
* Aru ko gau ma chituah, afno gau ma bhatuah.
* Desh guna ko bhesh, darjeeling ra america ko autai dress.
* Buri le chode rhara , premika le chode gati chada.
* Afu cha kangal dinchu bhancha Bangal.
* Love letter na thape ek pir, thapi diye hajar pir.

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